elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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