So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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