i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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