I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you didnt know i had herpes?
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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