fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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