Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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