We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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