He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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