I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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