On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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