doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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