How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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