I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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