ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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