Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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