I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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