I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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