so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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