WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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