i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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