Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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