Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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