we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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