So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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