i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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