wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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