I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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