me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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