He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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