he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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