Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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