all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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