I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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