You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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