never play flip cup with pint glasses
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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