Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize