what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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