it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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