Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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