in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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