do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ikea night.
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I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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