its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
