it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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