I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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