you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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