make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just found a bag of teeth...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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