He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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