what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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