How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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