That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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