who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
