you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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