He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
This couple is walking their pig around campus
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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