Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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