Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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